I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
This is classic penis vs brain.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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