I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
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I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I deserve this hangover.
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Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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