Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
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Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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