Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
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I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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