theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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