And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
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Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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