11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
the day after is always just damage control
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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