Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
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Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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