we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
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