Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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