i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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