my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
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I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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