Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Randomize