He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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