Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
My life is pants optional.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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