it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
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If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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