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just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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