no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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