I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
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Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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