im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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