he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize