i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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