you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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