I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
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I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize