I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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