He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Dignity is for republicans.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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