I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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