For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
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I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
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I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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