Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
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As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
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Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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