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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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