it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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