i just google imaged poop.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
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Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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