after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
he fucked my hip out of place.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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