I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
birth control should be required to get into college
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
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Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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