WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Randomize