I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
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I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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