marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
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God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
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I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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