How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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