return my video game
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
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You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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