Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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