I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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