problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
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I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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