Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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