ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
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Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Randomize