when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
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I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
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high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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