what if I'm pregnant?
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mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
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like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
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