somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
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i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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