I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
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I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
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I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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