so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
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Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
God, I missed his penis.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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