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say what?
wanna hang out?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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